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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. ~Woody Allen

Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. ~Henry Louis Mencken

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. ~Elton John
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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons

Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. ~Andy Rooney

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. ~Groucho Marx

For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. ~Isabel Allende

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best. ~Woody Allen

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ~Lily Tomlin

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. ~Brendan Francis, Playboy, 1985

It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. ~Marge Piercy

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. ~John Barrymore

The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. ~Author Unknown

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? ~Rita Rudner

Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

Be naughty - save Santa a trip. ~Author Unknown

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. ~Author Unknown

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~Jay McInerney