matts quotes

He felt now that he was not simply close to her, but that he did not know where he ended and she began. ~Leo Tolstoy

“To be your friend was all i ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.”

“The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected.” ~Nicholas Sparks

“I know I am in love when I see the world in your eyes, and your eyes everywhere in the world.”

“When you have nothing left but love, then for the first time you become aware that love is enough.”- jordan marcus

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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. ~Woody Allen

Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. ~Henry Louis Mencken

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. ~Elton John
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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons

Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. ~Andy Rooney

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. ~Groucho Marx

For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. ~Isabel Allende

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best. ~Woody Allen

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ~Lily Tomlin

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. ~Brendan Francis, Playboy, 1985

It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. ~Marge Piercy

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. ~John Barrymore

The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. ~Author Unknown

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? ~Rita Rudner

Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

Be naughty - save Santa a trip. ~Author Unknown

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. ~Author Unknown

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~Jay McInerney

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Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne, quoted in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. ~Author Unknown

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown

Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love. ~Butch Hancock

There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted. ~Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour

pure water

How can you tell if the water you are drinking is actually pure? We got a few great tips from Bryan Pullen, the CEO of Summit Spring Water in Maine, as to some easy-to-follow guidelines for the best types of bottled water to drink.
1) It must say “Natural Spring Water” – these three words are regulated by law.
2) If the bottle has as nutrition facts label, it is not pure – it has been doctored by chemicals and treatments. Real spring water should have no label.
3) If the label says that it comes from more than one source, it is not as pure as it can be (i.e. Source: Summit Spring, Harrison ME, vs. Poland Spring, 7-8 sources). The purest water comes from one source.